What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:08
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Minds and Behinds
Do women like watching men sucking men?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
So they tried
Still no good
Everyone loved it.